May 2013
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aguamentis:
gargoylesarecool:
ectoghostologist:
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.
did you mean band directors
Did you mean oops it’s time for me to move to China?
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gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
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october-afternoons:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:
the grape gatsby
lime & punishment
the adventures of blackberry finn
the crepes of wrath
the catcher in the pie
war and quiche
around the world in eighty buffets
20,000 leagues under the tea
the call of the...
Just wanted to put this out lol
holygrails:
jmoosalecki:
neraiutsuze:
Sam Winchester VS The Leviathans
Sam Winchester VS The Clowns
Also:
Dean Winchester vs The Leviathans
Dean Winchester vs The Plane
also
Castiel vs anything:
Castiel vs Women
then there’s Bobby
Flower asks
Roses: Who is your love interest?
Lilacs: Do you consider yourself beautiful and innocent?
Irises: Do you have words worth spreading? Wise words?
Gladiolus: Are you violent?
Lilies: Have you lost someone important to you?
Protea: Are you courageous?
Peony: Are you lucky?
Orchid: Are you a charming person?
Statice: What do you like to remember?
Sun flower: What brings you happiness?
Lisianthus: What do you appreciate?
Sweet pea: Are you delicate or sweet?
Tulip: Are you elegant or graceful?
Hydrangea: Have you endured/suffered for beauty?
Fresia: Who is your best friend?
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morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
Actually it’s 3 breaks for 5 minutes each. Somebody needs to just invest in some Viagra. Or, you know, work the snacks into the foreplay. I’m just sayin.
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That moment when you're scrolling through your...
and you see a picture of a tall, thin, pale, dark-haired man holding a hammer in an empty room and your immediate thought is, “IS BENEDICT DOING HIS OWN REMODELING?!” only to realize that you’re on Facebook not Tumblr and you have an unprecedentedly unpleasant existential experience.
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superblys:
itbewolf:
superblys:
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
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rena-librarian:
dakt37:
this is so bad and i’m so not sorry
THIS IS HILARIOUS AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE SORRY
payto:
lyndsimac:
pierceduh-veil:
samfuckingb3ttl3y:
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
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Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
things-larry-cant:
laugh-addict:
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tulio-the-sassy-and-powerful-god:
tom-and-ben:
_pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
I truly love all of you and will miss you all
It was a great time. You will always be in my heart.
It’s been...
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
jammoth:
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
partypetunia:
pizz4s:
I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
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sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
sharroku:
I...
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